zombisexual:

“If someone gets bitten? Yeah, dude, THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS DEAD. Check that it was really a bite before you kill that shit, because non-zombies are a dwindling resource, but once you’re sure, YOU SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD. We do not care if they were your best friend or your star-crossed lover or your beloved family member: NOW THEY ARE A ZOMBIE. Shoot that shit, burn the body, and for god’s sake don’t stick around and breathe in the damn fumes from the burning of the body.”

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale…

As I burn this planet down bravely I challenge you to save me

Still trounced from my bout with the war elephant